Free Download PDF Dad Jokes: Over 600 of the Best (Worst) Jokes Around and Perfect Holiday Stocking Stuffer (World’s Best Dad Jokes Collection)
Dad Jokes: the good, the bad, and the terrible, a perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike! Celebrate Christmas with this laugh-out-loud collection!
With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for even the most embarrassing of dads. Perfect for the father experts, new dads, and all the fathers-to-be, this is the ideal funny gift from any daughter, son, wife, or partner that celebrates how great (terrible) their jokes truly are! But remember―you don’t have to be a dad to tell dad jokes! Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. Great for Father’s Day, Christmas, white elephant, birthdays, and more!
These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh:
I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me.
“Dad, can you put my shoes on?”
“No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.”
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Q: What’s the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?
A: The road.
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The perfect gift or stocking stuffer for:
Q: When does a farmer dance?
A: When the beet drops
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids.
I am a faux pa.
My wife gets mad at me for hiding kitchen utensils. But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
Q: What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A: A father-in-law
Easy gift or stocking stuffer
Hilarious jokes to keep you laughing
What’s it about?
Good, clean, pun-tastic fun for all ages!
MORE of the best (worst) dad jokes around!
All the festive jokes you need to laugh through the holiday season!
For kids to out-dad-joke their family and learn to write their own jokes to get the whole family laughing!
Embarrass your kids early! Perfect for baby showers and fathers-to-be!
Publisher:Sourcebooks (May 1, 2018)
Item Weight:7.9 ounces
Dimensions:5 x 0.4 x 8 inches