Free Download PDF Dad Jokes: Over 600 of the Best (Worst) Jokes Around and Perfect Holiday Stocking Stuffer (World’s Best Dad Jokes Collection)


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Dad Jokes: the good, the bad, and the terrible, a perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike! Celebrate Christmas with this laugh-out-loud collection!

With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for even the most embarrassing of dads. Perfect for the father experts, new dads, and all the fathers-to-be, this is the ideal funny gift from any daughter, son, wife, or partner that celebrates how great (terrible) their jokes truly are! But remember―you don’t have to be a dad to tell dad jokes! Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. Great for Father’s Day, Christmas, white elephant, birthdays, and more!

These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh:
I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me.

“Dad, can you put my shoes on?”
“No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.”

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

Q: What’s the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?
A: The road.


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Prepare to roll your eyes and get laughing with 600 of the corniest dad jokes around!Prepare to roll your eyes and get laughing with 600 of the corniest dad jokes around!

The perfect gift or stocking stuffer for:

Your dad, the reigning king of all dad jokes!

Your dad, the reigning king of all dad jokes!

Anyone looking to become a dad joke pro

Anyone looking to become a dad joke pro

A crash course in Embarrass Your Kids 101 for any fathers-to-be

A crash course in Embarrass Your Kids 101 for any fathers-to-be

The worst jokesters you know!The punniest gift for any husband or father around!

The worst jokesters you know!The punniest gift for any husband or father around!

Q: When does a farmer dance?

A: When the beet drops

I tell dad jokes but I have no kids.

I am a faux pa.

My wife gets mad at me for hiding kitchen utensils. But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

Q: What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

A: A father-in-law

Family-friendly

Easy gift or stocking stuffer

Hilarious jokes to keep you laughing

What’s it about?

Good, clean, pun-tastic fun for all ages!

MORE of the best (worst) dad jokes around!

All the festive jokes you need to laugh through the holiday season!

For kids to out-dad-joke their family and learn to write their own jokes to get the whole family laughing!

Embarrass your kids early! Perfect for baby showers and fathers-to-be!

Publisher‏:‎Sourcebooks (May 1, 2018)
Language‏:‎English
Paperback‏:‎160 pages
ISBN-10‏:‎1492675377
ISBN-13‏:‎978-1492675372
Item Weight‏:‎7.9 ounces
Dimensions‏:‎5 x 0.4 x 8 inches
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